I am a professional, Liz. I have never broken during a performance—ever! I was...– Jenna Maroney - 30 Rock, “Live Show” I sometimes sit and think how brilliant this line is. (via henriklemon)
johnwatsonandjenniferjareau: do you ever listen to broadway music and think they just wrote a song about women killing their husbands and its good
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.– Jessamyn West (via thepreppyyogini)
Anonymous asked: who is grace?
vincereauimori: mrsmelchiorgabor: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster. some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
I'm never good enough for you
And when I get mad at you, you make it out to be that I’m insane and you aren’t at fault.